The Killer Varmints

Another invasive species near the top of the food chain, that can be expected to soon become extinct, along with the Polar Bear, is shown here.  There are between seven and eight billion of these little varmints all busy as beavers screwing up the planet.  In truth, many members of this species believe that they themselves may be the cause of their own extinction.  What? You say.  Shoot yourself in the foot, maybe, but in the head?  No way!  ........Yes way!  Regardless of this possibility, their demise will be decided by the boss lady, 'Mother Nature', who has final say in all planetary matters.  Although there are a few members of the varmint species who are trying to discourage this wanton self destruction, most of the others spend their time fighting among themselves over who's in charge of what.  A couple thousand years ago there was actually this gay (documented) dude who suggested that they love one another and try to work together and share the wealth of the planet.  Today this would be know as pure communism and very few varmints would admit to liking that idea even though many of them subscribe to a religion, Christianity, that promotes a communist system. If the dude were alive today they'd probably nail the SOB to a cross like a common thief. ....Hmmm!  Come to think of it, that's exactly what they did back then.  The only unfortunate part of all this is that, while destroying their own habitat, the varmints have destroyed it for most other inhabitants too.